John Steinbeck. Pretty hot, IMHO.
"She likes to read, so I take her to the library for 2 hours every day. We mainly read books about animals."
Rocket and Groot
List of petty revenge schemes to enact during therapy, by Will Graham -
- Figure out which cologne Hannibal hates most. Bathe in it before all appointments.
- Put greasy lotion on hands and smear on leather chairs.
- Randomly rearrange books when Hannibal’s not looking.
- Step in dog shit. Surreptitiously wipe on conveniently located desk chair.